Anti jokes

Anti Jokes

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A. Because he was hit by a bus.

Q.What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
A. Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q. what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
A. we are both lawyers

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why was the boy sad?
A. Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

1. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
   A. 17.

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.