Things doctor who was taught me ( time to get nerdy)

1. Always stand up for what is right, no matter the odds
2. never be afraid to act ridiculous
3. sometimes, winning is not fun at all
4. time is not a straight line its all wibbly-wobbly
5. never knowingly be serious
6. everybody dies - this is unavoidable
7. time is not the boss of you
8. be proud of your beliefs -and your fashion sense
9. the greatest weapon is your mind
10. every species and individual has the right to live - even if they are a genocidal madman
11. the most ordinary person can change the world
12. nothing is impossible just highly unlikely
13. the good things in life dont always make up for the bad thing, but the bad things don’t always spoil the good
14. being alone can be good at times but sometimes you need someone
15. love can span the entire length of time and across universes....and even across realities
16. it doesn’t matter what you look like you can be a hero, a fantastic person, and enternally cool
17. sometimes there isn’t a bad guy just people trying to do what they think is right
18. talking nonsense can sometimes conceal important facts
19. improviation can save your life
20. never ignore a coincidence unless your busy
21. the most simple things can fuel and terrify your imagination
22. faith is a great thing to have but it can sometimes kill you
23. the universe is vast and complicated and reall very beautiful

Sarah Kay

amanda palmer

Anti jokes

Anti Jokes

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A. Because he was hit by a bus.

Q.What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
A. Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q. what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
A. we are both lawyers

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why was the boy sad?
A. Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

1. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
   A. 17.

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Amy Purdy- Living beyond limits

how to cure sadness:

!. tell all your problems to fuck off

@. laugh at all your misfortunes

#. Scream/cry/hit things if needed

$. go outside

%. spin around in circles till you puke

^. listen to music all day ( believe me. . . it works)

&. eat good food

*. look in the mirror and say “Fuck Yeah i’m AWESOME”

(. take pictures

). remeber i did all these so you’re not alone

!!. lay down outside, close your eyes and breathe

!@. drink coffee ( of course)

!#. And at the end of the day i want you to promise me you’ll say these four words outloud: “holy shit, i’m alive” Now SCREAM it!

“HOLY SHIT I’M ALIVE”

The Rebel’s Manifesto

!. Do the opposite of what you were taught. In school.

@. Care not for the opinions of others. they are based on their own thoughts and fears.

#. Study the work of other rebels. steal things from them. reserach with fury.

$. Forget about the competition. they are on a different path than you. trends are for suckers.

%. Ther’s nothing we need to do that isn’t dangerous. do the things that scare you on a daily basis.

^. Make a mess.

&. Embrace your darkside. your so called “dark qualities” are a source of great power. pay attention in paticular to what makes you angry.

*. Exercise your voice. put your thoughts, ideas, and opinions out in to the world even if it scares the shit out of you.

(. Expand your horizon. leave home. visit other places/cultures 

!). Never limit your playtime.

!!. Question EVERYTHING

!#. Follow your heart.

poem by unknown

Pagliaccio

Sometimes I feel like part of a freak show.
A lab rat captured under glass…

I am trapped in a display case.
My dreams billow through a pipe
to reality.
And I can only think of her seduction
in the afternoon
when the sunlight catches us in a torrid maze of honey…

     In my childhood,
when I was six, maybe
        seven, I found this puppy lying
     in an alley.
    And this puppy, his vocal cords
were cut and
his legs were broken.
    He just rolled around on the ground,
      whimpering in pain. And I moaned with him,
   and the tears were so easy that
they shattered when they hit the ground.

I stand before you now, empty as a cave.
Carve my innards out to form my grave.